Cause that's what happened to me today! At work, mind you. One of my servers pulled me aside, they were having difficultly pouring a brand new keg of hefeweizen. So I went to check it out. Sure enough, the line wasn't tapped quite right. As I was readjusting, the line decided to drop, and give me a nice beer bath. Maybe we should say shower? I was drenched in Hefe, my eyes burning with alcohol, foam and mascara running down my face, my big belly covered, and my hair dripping wet. Needless to say, it was funny. I'm just glad that one of my employees was with me to laugh with me and to help me out of the keg cooler, seeing that I couldn't see too much with so much beer in my eyes. At least I got to leave work early! Semi cleaned up...
P.S. My hair is crunchy from the dried beer. I guess it's time to go take a shower.
1 month ago